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Malfeasance!@
Joined: Feb 27, 2003


I don't recall ever seeing a post about this, so I don't think it's a stupid thread. If so, I apologise. Anyway, a friend of mine sent me this link a little while ago, and we've been amusing ourselves with it ever since. I know you guys can come up with some funny shit, so let's see it.

First, the link - http://www.stclaire.com/go/industrial_signage/sb2/html

And here are some of mine to start things off -



May 11, 2003: 22:43
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Anaclisis
Joined: Apr 18, 2003

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repeat, but oh man that was funny...

May 11, 2003: 22:45
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Slacky
Joined: Apr 05, 2002


Oh my god that is funny!

May 11, 2003: 22:50
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elpintogrande
Joined: Sep 03, 2000


.

elpintogrande decided to show you this image:

May 11, 2003: 22:56
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GoRaTRiXX
Joined: May 11, 2003

nothing here please

LOL! all of those ones you linked to are hilarious, thank you

May 11, 2003: 23:06
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Tai-Pan
Joined: Feb 09, 2001


it ain't new but its still funny. My pathetic attempt

May 11, 2003: 23:07
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CalvinDooglas
Joined: Dec 04, 2002


Watch For Fleeing Immigrants

I wasn't here for the first coming of this...so I made some signs





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graedus
Joined: Jul 12, 2001

Zombie Neocon

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dorquemada fucked around with this message at May 11, 2003 around 23:56

May 11, 2003: 23:33
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MonkeyHateFire
Joined: Feb 09, 2003

...






Ok last one,

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DVN
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


TRON FUNKN BLOW

Here's my go:

Note: I lack funny.

http://www.lowta.cx/upload/ANAL.jpg
http://www.lowta.cx/upload/FORK-LIFT.jpg
http://www.lowta.cx/upload/FALL.jpg
http://www.lowta.cx/upload/FLIP.jpg

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Uintathere
Joined: Apr 27, 2003

If in doubt, freak 'em out



It's the first thing that came to mind.

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jamal
Joined: Apr 15, 2003


I'll set the building on fire

Yeah, it's been done


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RichLather
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I foresee great things for this stupid thread.

RichLather decided to show you this image:

May 12, 2003: 00:05
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American Jello
Joined: Nov 15, 2002


I'm Popular, I have a cell phone.

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DVN
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TRON FUNKN BLOW

quote:
MonkeyHateFire came out of the closet to say:




I wear my sunglasses at night. Do you?

Awesome work, man!

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Archer
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Forum Archer



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I shall post this in my bathroom.

ebnf decided to show you this image:

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Footboy
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Beware, I live.

The site's not loading for me, it seems. Any mirrors up?

Er, EDIT:



EDITED AGAIN:

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Uintathere
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If in doubt, freak 'em out

May 12, 2003: 00:14
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RusteJuxx
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I tried...

RusteJuxx decided to show you this image:

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Archer
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Forum Archer

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altie
Joined: Nov 12, 2000


My skin is not my own.

It's kind of a rehash, but this thread is already much funnier than the original.

May 12, 2003: 00:19
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Lay-Z
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Going down to Tickfaw, gonna have myself a time...

Here's my attempt


May 12, 2003: 00:22
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BloodyTwit
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Damn you, Lay-Z!!

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Alpha Male
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Meh.


May 12, 2003: 00:28
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MonkeyHateFire
Joined: Feb 09, 2003

...

quote:
Alpha Male came out of the closet to say:
Meh.




I think this is very funny sir.

May 12, 2003: 00:31
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Dutchie
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Old school.

Dutchie decided to show you this image:

May 12, 2003: 00:34
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Juice Monkey
Joined: Jun 21, 2002


This whole thread is funny. I would post one but I am too lazy to install acrobat reader.

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altie
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My skin is not my own.

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Lay-Z
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Going down to Tickfaw, gonna have myself a time...


Obscure The Rentals reference

May 12, 2003: 00:41
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altie
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My skin is not my own.

May 12, 2003: 00:43
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Malfeasance!@
Joined: Feb 27, 2003


These are hilarious!


Here are some of the signs my friend made -



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Uintathere
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If in doubt, freak 'em out



e: Damn! Just beaten.

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t4b13br34X0r
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quote:
Lay-Z came out of the closet to say:

Obscure The Rentals reference



nice one.

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ToiletDuk
Joined: Sep 04, 2002


That's right, fat stuff.
Shake those chins!

These are so fun!



















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danno
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quote:
ToiletDuk came out of the closet to say:


I heart you.

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TonyD
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#1 Fan of Scott Q. Martin's Butt-Fart Adventures

quote:
Dutchie came out of the closet to say:
Old school.

This is awesome.

May 12, 2003: 01:26
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All Pig Be Slay
Joined: Mar 26, 2002

CATCH PHRASE USING DUMBSHIT

(newbie question)

how do i turn them into .gif's or .jpeg's when all it spits out is an adobe .pdf?

May 12, 2003: 01:35
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Teh Herps
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Atari Teenage Suicide

May 12, 2003: 01:37
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ToiletDuk
Joined: Sep 04, 2002


That's right, fat stuff.
Shake those chins!

quote:
All Pig Be Slay came out of the closet to say:
(newbie question)

how do i turn them into .gif's or .jpeg's when all it spits out is an adobe .pdf?


(helpful answer)

Hold down Alt-PrintScrn (in Windows at least) and it will copy the current program's display to the clipboard. Then open up any image editor, even MS Paint will work, and then press Ctrl-V (or Edit->Paste) to get the image into the program. Then save, upload, and make us laugh.

May 12, 2003: 01:46
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All Pig Be Slay
Joined: Mar 26, 2002

CATCH PHRASE USING DUMBSHIT

quote:
ToiletDuk came out of the closet to say:

(helpful answer)
Then save, upload, and make us laugh.





Rock on, thanks TD

All Pig Be Slay fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 02:13

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nexxai
Joined: Jul 16, 2002


Needs more tATu.

I suck at this.

nexxai decided to show you this image:

May 12, 2003: 01:57
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ToiletDuk
Joined: Sep 04, 2002


That's right, fat stuff.
Shake those chins!

quote:
All Pig Be Slay came out of the closet to say:
edit; why is it so damn big?? I suck at this

It's so big because you made it that big. Try it again, but before you hit Alt-PrintScrn to capture the window, drag the corner to resize the window so it's smaller. Then take the snapshot and save the image.

Or just resize it within your image manipulation application, assuming you know how to do so.

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Eegah
Joined: Nov 17, 2002


this is going to go well.

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BloodyTwit
Joined: May 20, 2001


quote:
All Pig Be Slay came out of the closet to say:

edit; why is it so damn big?? I suck at this


Zoom out using Acrobat Reader to ~50% or so prior to making the screen capture.

Also, assuming you're using Windows Paint: go to Image->Attributes, set the image size to 1x1. Then, when you paste the screen cap, you'll be asked if you wish to make the bitmap enlarged (say yes). After selecting and copying the area you want, go to File->New. It should return to a 1x1 bitmap. Paste the cropped area you've just copied, answering "yes" once again to the bitmap enlargement question. If you're using XP, you can save as .PNG or .GIF directly from Paint. If not, save it to a .BMP and convert it to .PNG or .GIF (NOT .JPG) with an external program.

May 12, 2003: 02:10
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Eegah
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quote:
ToiletDuk came out of the closet to say:
It's so big because you made it that big. Try it again, but before you hit Alt-PrintScrn to capture the window, drag the corner to resize the window so it's smaller. Then take the snapshot and save the image.


er, look in the "SIGN LAYOUT" section at the top of the sign building dialog

edit: hey these .pngs really are a smaller file size.


Eegah fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 02:27

May 12, 2003: 02:13
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ToiletDuk
Joined: Sep 04, 2002


That's right, fat stuff.
Shake those chins!

quote:
Eegah came out of the closet to say:
er, look in the "SIGN LAYOUT" section at the top of the sign building dialog


*shrug*, resizing the window worked for me.


Edit: I can't believe I didn't think of this one earlier:


Sorry for the convenience.

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KaosFactor
Joined: Dec 10, 2000


Raah raah raah, I'm in the mafia, I'm gonna go get BETTY! ::Door slams::

.

KaosFactor decided to show you this image:

May 12, 2003: 02:24
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Eegah
Joined: Nov 17, 2002


why is this so damned fun?

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Archer
Joined: Oct 04, 2002


Forum Archer



A bit obscure, maybe...


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TylerK
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FOR SERIOUS.



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Concordeus
Joined: Jun 26, 2002

Currently using an Apple IIe overclocked to 1GHz

See why children shouldn't grow up to be engineers? We think of things like this:

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RusteJuxx
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quote:
Eegah came out of the closet to say:
[img]http://www.ethelthefrog.net/sa/sign-dance.jpg[img]

Brilliant.

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Malfeasance!@
Joined: Feb 27, 2003


quote:
Eegah came out of the closet to say:



hahaha, nice. I've been trying to think of a good caption for that one all night.

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Iridium
Joined: Apr 04, 2002


And come I shall, no matter what the laws of life and death forbid.

I've always enjoyed these threads.



Whoops, forgot to shrink the second one, just a sec. Ah, there.


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Eegah
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i'm running out of ideas

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Meh.

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Jorath
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quote:
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I that the line from Fight Club? If it's not, it should be.

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danno
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Now I know I'm REALLY bored.











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I'm not very funny at 3:00am. That and I doubt anyone's going to get this.

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Uintathere
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If in doubt, freak 'em out

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Wanna die?

From the old thread, and not mine:

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MonkeyHateFire
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...

bumping, I like this thread it could go places.

May 12, 2003: 17:40
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quote:
ToiletDuk came out of the closet to say:


*shrug*, resizing the window worked for me.


Edit: I can't believe I didn't think of this one earlier:


Sorry for the convenience.



MITCH HEDBERG'S JOKES ARE DELIGHTFUL IN PICTOGRAM FORM!

May 12, 2003: 18:19
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Bump for the daytime crew.

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__________________

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Meh...

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RichLather
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A two-parter:

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Innate
Joined: Feb 19, 2003

Innate

quote:
danno came out of the closet to say:
Now I know I'm REALLY bored.








Needs love.

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Blinny
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Yes! In your face, Ghandi!

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Two Inch Bee
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Damn you, Lyle, and damn your style.





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Jake Are Gimp
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Back from being banned

This is the coolest fucking link ever. I made myself a haz-chem sign for "Jake-anium"

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Spoony Bard
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quote:
chikuchiku came out of the closet to say:
Bad dog
Baaaaaad

Hahah... this is going in my basement.

May 12, 2003: 20:05
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Digital
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quick and dirty..

Digital decided to show you this image:

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sokkmonkey
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Jaundite9991 obeys the path

May 12, 2003: 20:15
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Action Jesus
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May 12, 2003: 20:21
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Two Inch Bee
Joined: Apr 17, 2003

Damn you, Lyle, and damn your style.





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Squeeky
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Sporkboy
Joined: Nov 29, 2002


Provost

quote:
sokkmonkey came out of the closet to say:



You win.

May 12, 2003: 20:52
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ReverendHammer
Joined: Feb 11, 2003


WARNING: some may be better than others. Oh, and if you're operating at a res less than 800 by 600, it will suck to be you.



May 12, 2003: 21:00
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Cypher
Joined: Jun 01, 2000

Forum Veteran

quote:
Eegah came out of the closet to say:



Took me a second. Damn funny.

May 12, 2003: 21:07
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Twon
Joined: Jan 30, 2002


Knight of Mars Beater of Ass

May 12, 2003: 21:14
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Drink-Mix Man
Joined: Mar 03, 2003


Uh-huh!

quote:
Teh Herps came out of the closet to say:



Sir, you truly are the king of kings.

May 12, 2003: 21:23
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Drink-Mix Man
Joined: Mar 03, 2003


Uh-huh!

Every time I click on "build sign" I just get a blank page. Anyone know what's up with this?

May 12, 2003: 21:38
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LunaSea
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Graniteman
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quote:
sokkmonkey came out of the closet to say:
http://www.lowta.cx/upload/evac.jpg


God damn that's excellent!

May 12, 2003: 21:43
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MojoMonkey
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Iraq
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Iraq fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 22:08

May 12, 2003: 21:48
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GoatRearEnd
Joined: Oct 24, 2002



meh

GoatRearEnd decided to show you this image:

May 12, 2003: 21:51
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MojoMonkey
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BoNNo530
Joined: Mar 17, 2002



quote:
ReverendHammer came out of the closet to say:
WARNING: some may be better than others. Oh, and if you're operating at a res less than 800 by 600, it will suck to be you.





awesome 5

May 12, 2003: 22:04
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Bee Jesus
Joined: Mar 14, 2003


this thread made me lol

alot

May 12, 2003: 22:05
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DoombatINC
Joined: Apr 19, 2003

Look! I'm the mitten pope!

May 12, 2003: 22:15
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CalvinDooglas
Joined: Dec 04, 2002


Watch For Fleeing Immigrants

quote:
MojoMonkey came out of the closet to say:



hahahhahaha

5!

May 12, 2003: 22:20
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Sorata
Joined: Nov 18, 2002


This officially commences the Hundred Days. Nothing can harm me until the Ascension. Gosh, I'm feeling chipper! Who's for a root beer?!

quote:
ToiletDuk came out of the closet to say:




Childhood memories...flooding back...

God bless you, sir.

May 12, 2003: 22:26
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GoatRearEnd
Joined: Oct 24, 2002



quote:
The Hambassador came out of the closet to say:
Lebowski


Great... fucking great.

May 12, 2003: 22:28
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Rad Boss
Joined: May 10, 2003

i obsess over things because i have nothing better to do

quote:
The Hambassador came out of the closet to say:





You win with the Big Lebowski entry. Absolutely hilarious.
I also like the "spork only zone" entry quite a bit.
5's all around.

May 12, 2003: 22:30
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Sporkboy
Joined: Nov 29, 2002


Provost

Can't believe I wasn't beaten

Sporkboy decided to show you this image:

May 12, 2003: 22:37
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The Human Crouton
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My contribution.

The Human Crouton decided to show you this image:

The Human Crouton fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 22:59

May 12, 2003: 22:57
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ElChulo
Joined: Jan 22, 2002

Ian Curtis Died for Your Sins.

Heh, "Don't drink the water"...from someone speaking from experience. heh.

ElChulo decided to show you this image:

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May 12, 2003: 22:58
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The Human Crouton
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The Human Crouton decided to show you this image:

The Human Crouton fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 23:18

May 12, 2003: 23:01
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DVN
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


TRON FUNKN BLOW

Here are some more attempts at humour:

http://www.lowta.cx/upload/HEADFIRE.jpg
http://www.lowta.cx/upload/ROADHEAD.jpg
http://www.lowta.cx/upload/WHISKEY.jpg


p.s - this thread is great! Good work all around!

May 12, 2003: 23:23
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Mentat Ix
Joined: Feb 12, 2003


Buddy hates you.

Sorry. I'm unfunny.

May 12, 2003: 23:32
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jeremy
Joined: Jun 18, 2002


orange

May 12, 2003: 23:39
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djeo
Joined: Apr 20, 2002

Carpe Vino!


I gots teh funnay!

May 13, 2003: 00:19
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mentalcontempt
Joined: Sep 03, 2002

"The Freshmaker"

I'm shocked this hasn't been done.

mentalcontempt decided to show you this image:

May 13, 2003: 00:21
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highme
Joined: May 25, 2001

I drink the ejaculation of serpents!

quote:
Eegah came out of the closet to say:
i'm running out of ideas



In dire need of more love, YaRrrRRRr

May 13, 2003: 00:59
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Doodles
Joined: Apr 14, 2001


Bump for the love of all that's holy...

May 13, 2003: 15:58
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paperchaseguy
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Fettboy
Joined: Nov 27, 2002

Son of Beige Avenger

quote:
BrownH2.0 came out of the closet to say:
I'm not very funny at 3:00am. That and I doubt anyone's going to get this.





I get it, and I lol'ed.

May 13, 2003: 16:29
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LunixKing
Joined: Dec 20, 2000


RedHate

quote:
BrownH2.0 came out of the closet to say:
I'm not very funny at 3:00am. That and I doubt anyone's going to get this.


Brilliant, funny, and very true. The sign I mean, not your statement hehe.

May 13, 2003: 16:59
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Corn Star
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


quote:
BloodyTwit came out of the closet to say:




very nice

May 13, 2003: 17:05
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Corn Star
Joined: Apr 18, 2003


quote:
Eegah came out of the closet to say:




May 13, 2003: 17:12
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Meatball
Joined: Mar 02, 2003

lost in the sauce

quote:
paperchaseguy came out of the closet to say:





i love you

__________________
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May 13, 2003: 17:22
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Wiseblood
Joined: Dec 30, 2000


quote:
paperchaseguy came out of the closet to say:
[img-forklift]


This is the song, written for the train chase
This is the fight of Rocky and Ken!
He tried to kill me with a forklift!
OLE!

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